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Friday, May 24, 2013

Insight into the African Renaissance Conference 2013




An inspiring time to be in Africa.

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Highlights from the African Renaissance Conference 2013 held at the ICC in Durban.
The conference was off to a grand start with the Deputy President of South Africa in attendance and the Mayor of eThekwini.  Other dignitaries included the Chair of the African Renaissance Dr Ndebele and also the Minister in the Presidency:  National Planning Commission, Mr Trevor Manuel.
This was the 15th year of the conference.
Some of the highlights included:
  • ‘We need partnerships with Private Business’  - Mayor of eThekwini.
  • It is very easy to move from London to Paris, not so easy from SA to Mozambique – Dr Ndebele
  • The ReGeneration believed in themselves, we are this ReGeneration – Dr Ndebele
  • We need to do these things we can’t wait for others – Dr Ndebele
  • What are we doing with what we have? – Dr Ndebele
  • The African Renaissance Conference has been growing in leaps & bounds – Deputy President of South Africa
  • The Deputy President left us with a quote he recalled, ‘We face neither east nor west, we face forward.’  
  • SA belongs to all of us, united in our diversity – Trevor Manuel quoting the constitution.
  • We must try not to oppose without offering solutions – Trevor Manuel
  • Education is the start of so many things – Trevor Manuel
  • Wheverever there is a challenge, there is an opportunity – Andy Openshaw, Nashua Communications
  • We also heard from Carol Coetze from Ernst & Young and she showed us some interesting stats on what the people want.  The number one thing people want is to get rid of bribery and after that came transportation.
You might also like the African Renaissance Youth Conference which is held just before this conference with IgniteSA.  This Conference is aimed at the Youth of Africa and aims to inspire Young Entrepreneurs.  
Useful contacts there on Twitter are
Lyle Krause - @lylekrause
And Lynette Ntuli - @MsNtuli
All in all it was a very inspiring Conference and one came away from it with so many ideas.
A wonderful Conference for anyone who would like to do business in Africa.
There is so much opportunity in Africa.
For more info on this conference visit www.connectingafrica.info or www.ebandla.co.za
Follow some more of the highlights on Twitter using the hashtag #ARC2013
Article and Photo by Fred Felton (@fredfelton)


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Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Updated list of drop off venues in KZN for #TBD2013 and Theatre news



Updated List of Drop Off venues for Twitter Blanket Drive in Kwazulu-Natal

  • All Hirsch's stores
  • Europa Florida Road
  • Spiga Florida Road
  • Wakaberry Florida Road
  • St Clements, Musgrave Road
  • The Sharkcage, Sharks Rugby Stadium
  • Wakaberry Branches - Westville, Kloof, Umhlanga, Ballito
  • Mandini Spar - North Coast 
(Source - Twitter Blanket Drive) 





With the support of  NAC/SA-FRENCH Seasons 2012-2013  and Catalina UnLtd present
LISTEN WITH YOUR EYES - First ever South African Deaf Play to perform in Europe
Catalina UnLtd proudly announces that Catalina’s Deaf production  ‘Listen with Your Eyes’ a comedy play, created and performed by Bo Tasker, Darren Rajbal and Ismael Mansoor  and directed by Alison Swannack, is going international.
Catalina UnLtd has decided to showcase ‘Listen With Your Eyes” by running the play again   from 30 May to 1 June 2013 at the Catalina Theatre, 18 Boatman Road, Wilson’s Wharf for the public who missed this fantastic show last year. Show runs on Thurs 30 May, Fri 31 May at 8pm and Sat 1 June at 2pm and 8pm. (4 performances)
To book visit http://online.computicket.com/web/event/listen_with_your_eyes or call the theatre for more information 031 837 5999 (10am-4pm)
 ‘Listen with your Eyes’ took Catalina’s  “Talking Hands”, the first ever Deaf theatre Festival delivered in  South Africa, by storm last year. It has been selected for the Festival Clin d’Oeil (European Deaf Theatre Festival) in Reims, France.  While showcasing the richness of performance art among the South African Deaf Community, the cast will be exposed to the excitement of the international Deaf Theatre world at a time when this Deaf Cultural Festival celebrates its 10th year.
Festival Clin d’Oeil was created in 2003 (European Year of Disabled Person) and this year will run from 5th to 7thJuly.  This multidisciplinary arts festival is aimed at highlighting the richness of the Deaf community. This unique festival has become a reference and an essential event to the global Deaf community as it opens a space for artistic expression and communication which is accessible to both Deaf and Hearing people. In addition to the performance of ‘Listen with your Eyes’, the festival has also requested the performance of  ‘Rainbow Magic’ for the street theatre aspect of the Festival, as well as two workshops for children.
Message from Mr David de Keyzer, the Festival director ‘I always take great pleasure in meeting new artists and that is why we have chosen to invite the cast from Catalina UnLtd. It is very important for us to promote foreign artists in Europe, at Festival Clin d'Oeil. We encourage the exchange of experiences and cultures in which results in constant evolution of our art. I will be amazed by the South African culture now, and the audience can also discover this culture so far from France… We are very pleased with the arrival of these great artists. With more than 6,000 persons attending the Festival in 2011, "Clin d’Oeil" is today the international central meeting event of Deaf culture.
Diversity, protection and development of languages are a central concern of the Festival. Greater diversity in the public audience is now fortunately  possible thanks to the 15 interpreters present, the vélotypie, subtitling and the magnetic loop, which allows meetings and exchanges between deaf and hearing people.’
The play “Listen with your Eyes” is a Deaf-only comedy based in a science lab. The hearing scientist and his Deaf assistant find communication a big challenge and they set about designing a robot to interpret for them. While designing the robot the hearing scientist learns a lot about Deaf people’s communication needs but not without loads of humour!
This is the first time ever for a Deaf-led and exclusive South African cast and director to perform on the international stage, which makes history for Catalina UnLtd and South Africa! 
The former Artistic Director of Catalina UnLtd, Mr Themi Venturas, says, “We have embraced the Deaf community and deaf artists at Catalina, and it is gratifying to see this international recognition for their efforts.  The play is sure to be well received in France, and we are currently looking for funding and sponsors for our talented cast and director.”
The festival is paying 50% of the airfares for 4 people, Ismael Mansoor, Darren Rajbal, Bo Tasker and Alison Swannack and providing a small fee for the performances. “All we need to showcase South African Deaf theatre talent in Europe is to find the funders.  A reasonable amount for these amazing South Africans to showcase their work on behalf of the city, the Province and the country,” notes Mr Venturas.  Any assistance would be greatly appreciated.
For further information or to make a contribution please email Alison Swannack at listenwye@gmail.com or contact Francis Doherty-Bigara at 072 795 5965 . You can also visit http://listenwye.wix.com/about orwww.catalinatheatre.co.za
For more information on Festival d”Oeil  visit website www.clin-doeil.eu/2013

(Source - Catalina Theatre)

Parenting Talk - Hillcrest Primary, KZN


Lisa Fowler the Intern Psychologist at Hillcrest Primary School attended our LADD 12 Week ADHD Programme  recently.
As an intern psychologist working at a Primary School, Lisa realised that much of what we teach in our course applies to all parents whether ADHD / ADD is present or not.
Lisa has therefore invited Dave Pughe-Parry, the founder of Living ADDventure (LADD®) to speak to all Parents (whether ADHD is present or not, whether your child is at Hillcrest Primary or not) about the challenges of Parenting.
Here are the details:
Date: Tuesday 28 May 2013 from 18h30 to 20h30 (tea will be served first)
Where: Hillcrest Primary School School Hall, 17 Emoyeni Drive Hillcrest
Cost: No Charge (LADD® will have their ADHD Audio Book on sale for R150)
Speaker: Dave Pughe-Parry
Title of Talk: Living the Parent ADDventure - Practically!
RSVP for catering purposes: To Janine or Jaqui on telephone 0317657390 or emailjbarnard@hillcrestprimary.co.za Name and phone number and/or e-mail address.
We look forward to seeing you there.  

(Source - LADD)






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Monday, May 20, 2013

Umhlanga Greek Evening, News for KZN Writers, Events and we recap Indaba 2013


Umhlanga Greek Evening with Hirsch's

greek-evening

(Source - Hirsch's)

Calling all KZN Writers

Local writers are invited to gather for an informal discussion in Durban on Wednesday.

The KZN branch of the Writers Guild of South Africa (WGSA) continue their monthly meetings and writing-related workshops with an informal discussion on Characterization by Dr Eubulus Timothy.  WGSA’s meeting and discussion on Characterization is open to members of the public and takes place on Wednesday 22 May from 18:00 to 20:00 at Eatwise, 41 Marriot Road, Morningside, Durban.

Attendance at Wednesday’s WGSA gathering in Durban is free, with bookings and queries at 082 074 6656 or 082 573 3704.

(Source - Pansa) 

Upcoming Event:

Breath and Voice
Alexander Technique at The Breathing Space, Glenwood, Saturday 8th June from 1.30 to 4.30pm
with Lucia Walker and Sharyn West

Cost per workshop R300.  Concessions negotiable.
For further info contact: thinkup2@btinternet.com or 079-264-9518 or 072-364-5130


Recap of Indaba 2013

Tourism INDABA - Africa's top travel show, 11 - 14 May 2013, Durban ICC


Innovative INDABA 2013 comes to a successful close after high-energy showcase of Southern Africa's tourism industry
A modern, cutting-edge INDABA 2013, which significantly enhanced networking connections to stimulate tourism trading between buyers and exhibitors, was the hallmark of the most advanced edition of Africa's top travel show to date.
Taking a practical technological leap, while staying true to the importance of personal interaction to grow South Africa's tourism industry, was the standout theme of the four-day show at the Durban International Convention Centre, which ended on Tuesday 14 May 2013.
The 'INDABA Connect' platform, designed to facilitate the effective sharing of contact details, product information, marketing collateral and presentations during the course of the show, received extremely positive feedback from many INDABA delegates.
A total of 240,693 electronic connections (over 60 000 per day) were made by 11 458 "INDABA Connect" users, who shared over 14,258 documents. This was a deliberate eco-friendly initiative, a 'Go Green' approach at INDABA that led to the potential saving of a small forest of 374 trees by minimising the need for piles of printed collateral and business cards.
A total of 26,000 square metres of carpets were laid for the 1,386 exhibitors at the show this year, as INDABA again proved to be the biggest and most relevant tourism trade show on the African continent. Of the 14,970 square metres of sell-able space available throughout the venue, a total of 14,712 square metres (98%) was sold and occupied at INDABA 2013.
"What was noteworthy at INDABA this year was the impressive quality of the stands and the considerable investment by exhibitors. This was a significant vote of confidence, and added considerably to the quality of the show," said Thulani Nzima, Chief Executive Officer of South African Tourism.
INDABA was again a chance for major global trade buyers to engage with their pan-African suppliers, tailor-make holiday packages and be exposed to new tourism products.
A total of 2,341 local and international buyers attended the show, up 3% on the numbers who attended last year. The number of independent international buyers attending INDABA 2013 was up 6.86% on last year's figures, with 1 464 international buyers attending the show this year, up from the 1 370 in 2012.
In addition, South African Tourism hosted a further 249 top international buyers at INDABA 2013, significantly up by nearly 20% on the 208 international buyers hosted in 2012.
As yet unaudited figures indicate that well over 10,000 delegates passed through the show's turnstiles over the course of its four days.
Media interest in INDABA 2013 surged this year, with 802 media covering the show, 11% more than the 721 who registered to cover the show in 2012. Nearly 200 of them were leading international media, with international media numbers up 23% this year to 190.
INDABA was covered by international broadcast networks such as BBC World, China Central Television and CNBC Africa, while there was also continuous live coverage from the Durban ICC by the eNews Channel Africa, as well as a number of SABC current affairs and lifestyle television and radio shows.
There was also strong marketing and sales representation at INDABA from leading global companies involved in the tourism industry, such as the National Geographic Channel, TripAdvisor, WAYN.com, Expedia and CNN.
Thousands of events, activations and networking sessions were held over the course of the four bustling show days, with Durban hotels reporting good occupancies during INDABA. Around 3,000 formal meetings were scheduled between buyers and exhibitors, using the show's tailor-made Online Matchmaking Diary.
"We set out first and foremost to entrench INDABA's value as the continent's top tourism trade event. We wanted to ensure top-quality buyers, all serious about doing business with South Africa's tourism industry, attended the show, and we are happy that the number and quality of international buyers increased this year. Working closely with Durban Tourism and Tourism Kwazulu-Natal, we set ourselves the target of hosting 250 top international buyers under the auspices of SA Tourism. We achieved this target and are happy to see that international buyers continue to see huge value in INDABA, which equips them with better insight and the information they need to do business with our destination," said Nzima.
"We are confident that our efforts to stimulate meaningful engagements between buyers and exhibitors at INDABA was effective and that this will lead to the generation of millions of Rands in tourism business, and tourists, that will contribute substantially to the long-term growth of our industry," Nzima added.
"I hope the success of Indaba 2013 is not seen only in terms of the numbers of exhibitors, buyers and media attending, but also in terms of the quality of meetings and business linkages forged. This way Indaba will not be seen only as a four-day event, but one that has a positive impact that results in meaningful deals that hit the bottom-line of the South African trade, with long-term spin offs culminating in job creation and an economic boost for the country," said Tourism Kwazulu-Natal Chief Executive Officer, Ndabo Khoza.
INDABA 2013 was certainly the most 'digital' yet, kicked off in exciting style with a Travel Bloggers conference at the Moses Mabhida Stadium on the eve of INDABA which was attended by a full-house of over 300 people.
The conference was the culmination of the #MeetSouthAfrica campaign, which saw SA Tourism host 15 of the world's top international travel bloggers from the iAmbassadors network. SA Tourism hosted the bloggers on four different itineraries around South Africa, which all culminated in arriving at INDABA in Durban.
Using the hash tag #MeetSouthAfrica, the campaign has already reached a potential audience of over 60 million people and generated over 6,500 blogger mentions since it launched a week before INDABA.
The hash tag #INDABA2013 was also trending nationwide for much of the show weekend, with tweets and other digital platforms reaching a potential audience of 31 million people globally.
A total of 850 direct jobs (including 600 students from the Durban University of Technology) and 5,000 indirect jobs were created due to INDABA over 11 days.
Thirteen SADC countries exhibited at INDABA this year, namely Zambia, Mozambique, Namibia, Swaziland, Lesotho, Angola, Botswana, Tanzania, Zimbabwe, Malawi, Mauritius, Seychelles, Madagascar, Reunion, as well as Kenya, contributing a total of 426 exhibitors to the show, growing year on year.
South Africa's Tourism Minister, Marthinus van Schalkwyk, announced during INDABA that as part of the show's growth and expansion plans, African participation at INDABA 2014 and beyond will be gradually increased.
The Heritage and Culture Pavilion, another INDABA first, put the spotlight on South Africa's heritage and culture tourism experiences and attractions and on the country's eight UNESCO World Heritage sites. This proved to be an extremely popular addition to INDABA and a cornerstone of the show. The Pavilion was a joint project initiated by the National Department of Tourism and South African Tourism, in collaboration with the Moja Heritage Collection. The Pavilion also featured creations from top South African designers, Nkhensani Nkosi, David Tlale, Marianne Fassler and Thula Sindi, which were all inspired by the country's world heritage sites.
The three Speed Marketing Sessions, one of the most acutely focused business elements of INDABA, was oversubscribed on each of the three days. The sessions gave around 200 global buyers considerable insight into the breadth and depth of the heritage and culture attractions and experiences that South Africa offers, as well as to its national parks and wine routes.
Feedback from exhibitors and buyers, available in real-time on the popular #INDABA2013 hash tag was positive, with considerable credit given for an exceptionally business-like, high tempo show.
"Last day at INDABA 2013. What a fantastic energy this year!" was a tweet from @ShamwariSafari.
"The vibe in the air is exhaustion. See you all at #INDABA2014. Thank you #Durban," was another from @TourvestDM, which summed up the feelings after another busy show this year.
"Love how high-tech #INDABA2013 in #Durban is," was another comment from freelance writer Sarah Khan, while "Bye bye #INDABA2013 looking forward to #INDABA2014," was the tweet from Wild Travel Magazine.
Rovos Rail, which had considered downscaling its stand this year, was relieved that it had not. "We've been very impressed. It was good," said marketer Joy Strydom.
One of the co-ordinators of the #MeetSouthAfrica bloggers tour, the iAmbassador network's Keith Jenkins, said the event's impact would be felt long after the show.
"The #MeetSouthAfrica hash tag has so far clocked up close to 60 million 'opportunities to see' on Twitter alone. More importantly, the level of interaction with both locals and people around the world was phenomenal and I'm convinced that interest in South Africa will continue to grow as the bloggers publish their blog posts in the coming months," said Jenkins.
With INDABA 2013 now successfully completed, preparations have already begun in earnest for next year's show.
"We will have a thorough review of all elements of this year's INDABA, and we will work closely with the trade to ensure next year's show is even better. Registrations for INDABA 2014 will open on 24 May 2013 and we have already seen strong interest and excitement. Given the positive feedback received this year and with South Africa celebrating 20 years of democracy next year, we want to reach out to the industry immediately and reward their loyalty to the event by offering them long-term benefits and structured packages. We will offer sliding-scale benefits that will benefit INDABA regulars participating in the show in 2014 and beyond. Newcomers to the show will also be able to benefit from early-bird packages which we will make available shortly and provide more information on in due course," said Nzima.
For more information on INDABA and for upcoming details of how to confirm your attendance at next year's show go to www.indaba-southafrica.co.za.

(Source - SA Tourism) 


















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Friday, May 17, 2013

Almost time for the Discovery East Coast Radio Big Walk & Wendy Oldfield performs tonight & read an updated list of drop off venues for #TBD2013






Get ready for the Discovery East Coast Radio Big Walk…

Event co-ordinators of the Discovery East Coast Radio Big Walk are confident that all logistics and planning are in place to ensure the event on Sunday 26 May 2013 runs smoothly. More than 33 000 walkers will wind their way along from uShaka Marine World to People’s Park at Moses Mabhida Stadium. The different distances will start at different times. 

In week before the event walkers need to collect t-shirts, race numbers and goodie bags at the registration and expo at the underground parking at Moses Mabhida Stadium. The three day expo and registration runs from 10h00 to 20h00 on Thursday 23 and Friday 24 May and from 09h00 to 12h00 on Saturday 25 May. Remember to take along your reference number confirmation to collect everything at registration.

There is a PSL League Decider Match, Sharks and Bulls game and the Nedbank Final happening at and in the vicinity of the stadium on the Saturday, so walkers are encouraged to rather to use the extended registration times on Thursday and Friday.

Treble Group Managing Director, Kyle Nel says, “As the organisers of the Discovery East Coast Radio Big Walk, we are proud to see thousands of walkers “tagging along” to this year’s event. We are expecting high volumes of people on event day, so please remember to plan your parking as there will be various road closures and additional safety officers in place, to ensure all walkers have a safe and enjoyable experience.”

The road closures are as follows:

Masabalala Yengwa Avenue (formerly NMR) south bound between Smiso Nkwanyana Road (Goble) to Sandile Thusi Road (Argyle) will be closed from 05h00 until 12h30. The north bound section of Masabalala Yengwa from Sandile Thusi Road to Isaiah Ntshangase Road (Walter Gilbert) will also be closed during that period.

Other road closures that will come into effect from 06h00 to 12h30 are:

1)      Snell Parade from Athlone Drive to Battery Beach Road.

2)      Athlone Drive between Masabalala Yengwa (NMR) Ave and Snell Parade

3)      M4 (north bound) offramp to Athlone Drive

4)      M4 (south bound) offramp to Athlone Drive

5)      M4 (south bound) onramp to Riverside Road (for 15km & 20 km walkers) [Roadway open to traffic at 11h30]

6)      M4 (north bound) onramp to Riverside Road (for 15km & 20 km walkers) [Roadway open to traffic at 11h30]

7)      Masabalala Yengwa (NMR) Avenue (south bound) two lanes from Athlone Drive to Smiso Nkwanyana (Goble)  Road – All vehicles to go west upon Smiso Nkwanyana (Goble) Road

Walkers are reminded that they need be at their respective starts 45 minutes prior to the start time. You can park at designated areas near the finish area of Moses Mabhida stadium and catch a free shuttle bus to the start. Alternatively you can park at Parking A and C at uShaka Marine World and catch a shuttle bus from the finish back to the start area after the event.

If you’d like any further details on registration, road closures and routes visit www.ecr.co.za.

(Source - ECR) 

Music
Wendy Oldfield is performing tonight 7h30pm at St Clements Coffee Shop, Musgrave Road.
Tickets R100 at the door.  Tel: 031-2022511
If you are going please take a blanket with and drop it off for Twitter Blanket Drive.

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Updated list of drop off venues for Twitter Blanket Drive 2013 #TBD2013
  • St Clements - Musgrave Road, Durban
  • Europa - Florida Road, Durban
  • The Sharkcage, Sharks Rugby Stadium, Durban
  • Wakaberry Branches, Florida Road, Westville, Durban North, Umhlanga, Ballito
  • Hirsch's Stores - Countrywide
  • Fire & Ice Hotel - Cape Town
  • Fire & Ice Hotel - Melrose Arch, Jozi
  • Mandini Spar - North Coast
Drop off a blanket and tweet the pics using the hashtag #TBD2013

(Source - Twitter Blanket Drive)




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Thursday, May 16, 2013

Wendy Oldfield coming to St Clements, News for Coffee Lovers, Indaba News and Theatre News


Wendy Oldfield performing at St Clements.
Well known singer / songwriter Wendy Oldfield will play at St Clements, Musgrave Road this Friday 17 May at 7h30pm.
Tickets R100 at the door.  Tel: 031-2022511

(Source - St Clements) 


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Indaba 2013 News 

Don’t miss out on all the top news
from South African Tourism’s INDABA 2013!
The four editions of the Indaba Daily News for 2013 again kept delegates informed about what was hot and what was new at Africa’s top travel show. From South Africa setting global trends, the country’s leading role in tourism growth and integrated destination marketing – it was all there.
If you didn’t manage to grab a copy of the Indaba Daily News while at the show, you can download the e-versions online at www.indaba-southafrica.co.za/daily-news/.

(Source - Indaba) 



Last days for 'Quarter Beans Bru'  - a comedy drama. 

Dates:  2nd – 19th May 2013, Thu, Fri and Sat at 8pm, Sun 2pm and 6pm
Duration:  1hr 55mins (20mins interval)
Tickets:  R100 per person
Booking: 0861 915 8000 (Computicket) to book or click here to book online (http://online.computicket.com/web/event/quarter_beans_bru)
Starring :  Vivian Moodley and Bassy Bhola
Directed by:  Yugan Naidoo
Produced by:  Dingalings Productions in association with Catalina UnLtd
Synopsis: Quarter Beans Bru is set in a Durban eatery (Patels) best known for its appetising vegetarian bunnies at yester year’s prices. This becomes the backdrop for a delightful conversation which threads its way from the arcades of Durban City,  the inner story  of Grey Street and surrounding areas and of course the famous, infamous and flamboyant personalities of the time. The two story tellers played by playwright, filmmaker and comedian Vivian Moodley and stage personality Bassy Bhola will bring to life historical developments that pertains to the Indian diaspora and celebrates many unsung heroes of the past.
The play is written and directed by Yugan Naidoo and produced by Dingalings Productions.
The show runs Thur-Sun from the 2nd May 2013 until the 19th May 2013 at the Catalina Theatre, Wilsons Wharf. Book at Computicket or call the theatre for more information 031 837 5999 (10am to 4pm)
(Source - Catalina) 


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Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Read about the Long Short Walk, news for photogs, Justin Bieber and exciting news for Musicians



Get ready for the Long Short Walk this coming Saturday


In case you weren't aware that we postponed the Long Short Walk to this coming Saturday, herewith the information. Due to the downpour last weekend we really couldn't walk, so we look forward to seeing everyone this coming Saturday. 

We will still be meeting at Mitchell Park, right across the road from Vida E from 11am onwards and should start the walk at 12pm. The walk will end at the attached (pic) point where local graffiti artist Pastel Heart will be whipping up something awesome to add some 031 flavour to our cause!

After we will head back to Spiga to serve some snacks to all those that took part! 

Please spread the word, we are hoping to get a big group together to support this cause, and get Florida Road buzzing with excitement. 

(Source - Spiga Durban) 

Sony Photography April  2013



(Source - Sony Gateway) 


Bieber of De Aar: Notes from a Pan-American Ground Squirrel
On a whim, I thought of writing this essay about the Bieber concert where sanity is pitched very closely to the winds.
Some have compared the Beatles to Bieber, or maybe the other way around. Where is The White Album?  The albums that launched the lads from Liverpool were punctuated by genius, although the hysteria was less manufactured. This ragamuffin, exporting American mediocrity was being passed around with his mind filled with swine fever, and having his nails manicured at ECR, 5fm and yodelling whilst drinking liquor in the forbidden bush. Pausing to think I wondered what vast, cavernous cherubing was necessary for trumped up choristers with bad hair; shrill at that, being roundly feted as the young Mozart of his day.
Bieber certainly plays in a minor key. In another age, another time, Bieber might have been sent to a salt mine or imprisoned for corrupting a minor. Never mind the Bollocks. An evergreen friend of mine pointed emphatically to the axiom, “Teenagers were always thus” but I tried to face Machu Picchu and pondered exiling myself to Cape Town; where sadly the last outpost of the Empire was serenading the intrepid banality of this Uitlander.
Theatre in the round.  Theatre in the Zoo. In Amsterdam they are busy riding bicycles in a good cheer, and speaking in full sentences in a language I can understand.
Perhaps one can forgive this sophistry, should Justine Beaveriana sing La Traviata in perfect pitch in La Scala whilst writing his memoirs in the Karoo. The farcical disembodied voices on the radio, these days, are as much to blame for this alas. Of course I can believe that belief is something important to believe in even if corruption is the belief that distempers the air in our disbelief.  What is belief after all, on the back heels of a shoeless squirrel who is probably schooled in unbelief, if we are to be believed?  Did he relieve himself? I decided this morning to start walking to the mid Karoo to start a café that services the cisterns of De Aar when Bieber relieved himself on the way to a city or game reserve, where he tasted the lie of the land.
Noting in the margins that Belief only exists in the Karoo; I fetched a bucket of condensed milk to greet and bless this Canadian with a strange deformity on his left shoulder. The panting shoals of four-year olds dragged by parents after midnight, to this strange ceremony put my soul in danger. I thought of the wretched Child Protection Act of 1996 that allows our children to wonder aimlessly through the streets, with pencils in their noses, and being the fine citizens of North America that they always wanted to become. The future is not what it was I suppose! At last we can expect the next chapter in the soon to be published biography called "The Squirrel Whisperer" or the Scientific Version- "How I perfected the lobotomy of the World in Eighteen Years" or "Around the Page in Eighty Badly Misspelt Words". Local Thesbian Jaspar Ennui III is teaching his pet hamster Somalian, and calls his great sailing yacht, Bind the Thick to the Starboard. He already has several offers from the Department of Education. What a relief! Beaver can now retire. What animalism.

Opinion Piece by Timothy Sparks - email: tpwsparks@hotmail.com

Musicians Needed!

East Coast Radio is Looking for Musicians for Durban Day
For more details visit this link: http://www.ecr.co.za/competition/be-the-band/

(Source - East Coast Radio) 


If you would like to drop off your bankets for Twitter Blanket Drive Drop Off Locations so far in Durban are:
  • Europa, Florida Road
  • The Sharkcage at The Sharks Rugby Stadium










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Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Indaba 2013 In Pictures


No words needed, the pictures do all the talking.












Shot on location at #Indaba2013 and #MeetSouthAfrica by Fred Felton - @fredfelton